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Humour

On this page: various bits of humour

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

It's hard to understand how a cemetary raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Monday is an awful way to spend a seventh of your life.

(Spriggs, Jackie; 'Ponderables' in The Messenger: News and Views from Brightling, Dallington, Mountfield and Netherfield; May 2004; Ed. by Puxty, Yve)

CHINGLISH


No littering napkin into closetstool. Thanks.

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The team business carries out the place
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Don't be afraid of this Chinese toilet. At least it's clean and affords privacy!
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'Take care of flowers and grass.' But why is this in a restroom???
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"The station is engaged in a room" Need I say more?

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Huh?


The Chinese are renowned or copycatting others, a far cry from the past when they invented many things. But who could forsee this one?


 



Rules in Chengdu

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  Updated July 9 2017





 
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